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If it can make a fifteen-mile bivouac half-tolerable, just think what it might do for your story. Funny Not Funny My Thoughts: Story was funny. How are we doing as a collective? 100% Upvoted. Trust me, it’s not always roses; when I get a song stuck in my head,  I really get a song STUCK in my head. Submitted by. I, too, had Heart of Darkness on my “must read one of these days” list until my son had to read it for school. I don 't know, but I've been told quotes. That’s the only secret. I can’t say I have found that flow in any of the big hit writers, like Dan Brown, JK Rowling or Stieg Larsson. If you’ve never read Jonathan Lethem, oh boy does he get it. How each note titillates the next. Seventeen words, period. No, I’m not special.

Great post, Rob. And you’re right about beats in screenwriting; at UCLA they taught us to write a beat sheet in order to read the script in terms of its emotional beats. Just go find a textbook.

My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

If I find a field full of land mines or an easier way to scale a particular cliff, I promise, I’ll share. I am left, however, feeling like I need to point out that I very intentionally used the example of Scott Brick’s narrative of Heart of Darkness as the example of rhythm and pace and flow, not necessarily Conrad as the writer himself. Yes, I think they lack rhythm. Yeah that’s true, but I’ve been told, The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

The good news is, I believe pace and flow and beat can be learned. Time - Phrase 00:26:34 Food. Poetry lessons also encourages students to embrace brevity. I just do.

Song: Black Dog. Unfortunately there’s no magical solution to offer up that will suddenly make your prose brilliantly transformed. Created Jul … I was then trying to find what elements of style writers like Scott Morgan, Ben Wretlind and you share; it’s hard to put into words, but it may be beat. megan_james 3. In fact, I am reading an as-of-yet unfinished, but soon to be published novel–and I am struck by the ‘musicality’ and ‘orchestration’ of the words–something I am always impressed by. I also hear music in my head. In fact, in screenwriting a “beat” means a pause before speaking.

And I could not agree MORE. I would like to add that in order to write, ONE MUST MUST MUST read. Then shorten up again. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. Heck, the military has been using cadence for centuries. Sixteen words with way too many adverbs, period. It’s a classic. Be the first to share what you think! Well said Rob! Site Map. When I read the words (mine or others) I hear what it sounds like to read them.

Now I thought and thought this morning how to get my point across and then, an epiphany. Those we’ll remember as authors are in the second group. Don’t worry. share. Thanks, Scott. I’m not going to stop sharing whatever it is I think I’ve learned out there in the marketing war. Oh I know, whenever I say that a couple of neanderthals crawl out of their caves, grunt, laugh, and wonder at how any sane writer can possibly compare writing to song.

For some reason I woke up this morning thinking about the terrible writing I have witnessed recently. 00:26:45 I don't know, but I've been told.

On the other hand, I can’t agree with your choice of a great example. Actually, I think I got this wrong in college, when a "been laid woman" meant everything.... Have a comment? Don’t worry. report. Mindy (Seattle Wa), Thanks, Mindy!

Look at the composition of the words on your page. A friend gave me a trade paperback version of it twenty years ago and told me it was the greatest book ever written. In addition to the three I mentioned, I really like John Updike, John Irving, Chuck Palahniuk, Mark Helprin, Michael Ondaatje and Yann Martel. Too much of the crap I read is not unlike someone ate a dictionary and barfed words all over the page. Except for writing better books, that is. no comments yet.

I’m not sure but it’s been said,

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. The 90s: Arguably The Best Decade In History For Top 100 Movies. But I think it’s high time we writers thought more about the collective quality of our writing than the best way to pimp a sale. Chilling, actually. save. A SUPERB tale. You have crystalized several ideas I’ve been trying to form into words for some time, Rob. Write with song you’ll write like gold. Only you know its final ending. No, I’m not special.

Bravo once again for such a magnificent point.

Or the technical manual that came with your new trackball or wireless router.

Privacy Notice | Well, I actually hear them in my head. I'm so good at sleeping. Here’s the twist: I never read it. It will improve you as a writer, I swear to you. If you enjoyed this article, please consider sharing it! Break up sentences. Here’s a Sunday Suggestion for you: pay attention to the cadence of your story when you write. I’ve said it before: there’s not as large a gap between literature and music as one might think.

00:26:48 End of the world be mighty cold. On the treadmill. The point here is that such a poetic flow is not necessarily to imply some kind of paranormal romantic lovemaking. The funny thing is, you really don’t even have to worry about the genre. I’m often shocked by new writers (or people who say they want to write) who when asked what they’re reading reply that they don’t have time to read. All Rights Reserved Worldwide. But I have listened to it at least twenty times over. In fact, as a bunch, we’re beyond rotten. The funny thing is, you really don’t even have to worry about the genre. hide. Will check yours as well! Do they lack rhythm? Sort by. You can make torture sound downright pleasing to the ear. Here’s a little sample for those of you who are still skeptical: click here. The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell, The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black, The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top. . The best advice I’ve come up with is to look at your writing as a whole, on the page.

Let me ask you this: as an author, do you ever read your words aloud to yourself? She seemed surprised. best. Does your dialogue look like paragraphs or a screenplay? When revising drafts of poetry and when analyzing poetry, I encourage students to consider musical tools such as onomatopeia, alliteration, and more.

Are all the sentences about the same length? Full Metal Jacket (1987) 00:23:24 I don 't know, but I've been told. I do.

I can do it with my eyes closed. View entire discussion ( 0 comments) ... r/funny Refugees. I don't know, but I've been told, A been laid woman ain't got no soul.

I misheard it that way too!

Trust me, it’s not always roses; when I get a song stuck in my head, Now I thought and thought this morning how to get my point across and then, an epiphany.

You remind me that our love for music is never more evident than when we can hear it within the words on the written page.

There is nothing more important to the writing process (setting aside the actual writing) as READING. Perhaps the best contemporary master for me is Cormac McCarthy.

The point is, to listen to this book, by this particular narrator, is to know what all writing should sound like. Fragment. I don 't know, but I've been told has been found in 38 phrases from 31 titles. Find all lines from movies and series. 00:26:52 Prepare for the Ice age! It diodnt hit me until just now when I went to the Led Zepplin list.

I totally agree. That’s like Michael Phelps saying he doesn’t have time to swim. It will improve you as a writer, I swear to you. Honestly the first time I listened to it, had I not already known the plot, I might have gotten so lost in the flow and cadence and beauty of the story that I would have missed it. Seriously. , Featuring Recent Posts WordPress Widget development by YD.

My favorite book of all time is, I’ve still never read it cover-to-cover. The Audio Book Mart (which may just take you back to Audible.com anyway). I just do. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. 00:23:27 I don 't know, but I've been told.

All kidding (and my own little ditty) aside, great writing has many of the elements of music: tempo, cadence, crescendo, diminuendo, a beat, etc.

Let me ask you this: as an author, do you ever read your words aloud to yourself? Shitty writers write with lead. Log in or sign up to leave a comment log in sign up. Advanced search. Oh, I don’t LIKE stories about this or that. Check them out! I am always thrilled to read your blog, but not more so than when I find you taking us back to the roots of our craft. It’s as much a part of the creation process as the craft itself. Oh, I don’t LIKE stories about this or that. That MoFo will rock your world with his flow. Anonymous Submitted … The beauty of writing fiction is that the song is yours to compose.

I do. In fact, when I am a full-time writer, the first part of my work day will always be READING.

Just as a person can learn to dance better (please DON’T think “Footloose” but if you do, think of the late Chris Penn, not Miles Teller in the 2011 remake that should never have been done). I’ve listened to others over the years, and I’ve never heard one read so perfectly.

I am telling you, short of detonating 98% of the adverbs in your text, I’m not sure there’s anything that can improve your prose more than paying attention to the way your writing flows. When I read the words (mine or others) I hear what it sounds like to read them. So I’ve decided to devote more of my blog time to suggesting ideas for improving one’s writing than worry about book rankings, marketing tools, promotional magic, and anything else related to selling more books. The point is, your writing must have a flow. Stuck in my head this way forever. Don’t worry.

And to answer your question on Brown, Rowling, and Larsson. Well, I actually hear them in my head. FYI: several years ago the text of Conrad’s masterful condemnation of imperialism was converted to Kindle format by a community of volunteers and is FREE.

Heart of Darkness, if you haven’t read it, is no fairytale. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. The words read like an old typewriter used to sound. Movie quotes. And here’s a little secret: want to know exactly how you don’t want your writing to “sound”? Here are two links to the exact version to which I am referring (narrated by Scott Brick; IMO, that’s the key): Audible.com

(Actually it’s more like a scratching of the underdeveloped skull and a tilting of the head—“wonder” gives these shortsighted folk too much credit).

When musical tools and brevity from poetry transfer to prose, writing improves – it becomes audible. And buy this one. You’d be shocked at how many novels read with the identical flow of some writer trying to tell you how to program the IP address and subnet mask into their new home WI-FI hotspot.


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